Q&A with Robovacation!

1. How long have you been writing (fan-fiction)?  

Since August 16th, 2011 baby

2. What/Who made you start writing (fan-fiction)? 

I would read fics with atrocious clothing descriptions and I just wanted to read a fic where they dressed as hot as they fucked, so I decided to write my own.

3. What/Who is your favorite fan-fiction/book and author? 

My favorite fic is La Petite Mort, by the lovely Little Storm - my favorite author.

4. Can you describe your perfect character? 

My perfect character has a fucking smirk on his beautiful fucking face as he saunters in your general fucking direction. He's confident and dresses like a hot piece of ass and his sex appeal is so potent it gets bitches pregnant with merely a glance. Male bitches. He licks his teeth when he fucks and he bites his lips when he takes it, and his body looks better when it's slammed up against a fucking wall. He'll undress a man with his eyes and fuck him with his mouth and he fucking loves that shit, never gags, never winces, begs for more. He's dominant in nature but will bend himself over any piece of fucking furniture when he wants to get banged the fuck out. He doesn't need anyone but he yearns for that perfect son of a bitch who puts him in his place. My perfect character is someone I've written about many fucking times - Ciel take-it-in-the-anus Phantomhive.

5. If you could go out with any character of a book/fan-fiction, who would it be? 

Meg wrote herself into Pet Shop, so I would go out with her. Art imitating life imitating fantasy.

6. What makes you angry or happy when you are writing? 

Sex makes me both angry and happy. 

7. Have you ever thought of writing your own books (if you haven't already)? If not/yes, please elaborate. 

Not really. Who would want to read shit that I write that's not based on some fucking retarded anime. Not me.

8. Please complete this sentence: I am most creative when I'm driving home on my way from work.

9. If you didn't have to worry about your job or lack of time, which side project would you start? 

Is reading yaoi for twenty hours straight considered a side-project? If yes then I pick that one.

10. What is your favorite movie? 

Blue Velvet. No wait, Wedding Singer. No no wait, Baseketball NO NO HOLD ON - Velvet Goldmin-NONO FUCK I HAVE ONE MORE - Grandma's Boy. Fuck yeh. -slow dances with beer-

11. What is your favorite song? 

 The Smiths - I know It's Over.

12. If you won ten million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? 

I would give it to charity. Hah no I kid I hate children. I would buy my mom a fucking house in Malibu and I'd buy my brother and his bitch a house in wherever the fuck nowhere. I would buy Meg's parents fucking houses and I would tell them sorry imma kidnap your daughter and then her and I would travel the world. And by that I mean me just in an air conditioned luxury plane or vehicle with my hood on smoking premium stoges while she goes and rides elephants and climbs mountains and shit. Then we'd settle down and live in some badass modern Victorian fishtank and shit. It would be cool. Then I'd give the rest to charity. No I wouldn't. 

13. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Jesus christ our lord and savior. What, you said fictional.